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Ortho Program Director’s Wife and Children Threaten Unionization
Miami, FL BREAKING NEWS: The wife and children of Dr. Boyce “Bradwick” O’Hearn III, MD, the illustrious chair of orthopedic surgery at the University of Miami, have officially entered a collective bargaining agreement regarding unionization. Per an anonymous source, 17 year old son Wyatt O’Hearn hand delivered the family’s 14 day notice to Dr. O’Hearn,…
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Medical Student Develops Passion for Skin Pathology after USMLE Step 2
Chicago IL — 3rd year medical student David Bao, announced in a press conference yesterday that he will be applying into dermatology, a day after receiving his USMLE Step 2 score of 269. The press conference, live streamed on Instagram, was held in the Dingleberry Health Sciences Library conference room. Lactated Zingers Media and one…
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Ophthalmologist Finally Convinces Friend He Doesn’t Work at Costco
Anchorage, AK — Local ophthalmologist Dr. Gerald LeDoinkerson, MD was overheard in a heated discussion with his longtime childhood friend Mike Rotchburns regarding his occupation as an ophthalmologist outside the Costco Wholesale in Anchorage, Alaska. Lactated Zingers Media was able to obtain Costco security footage and audio recordings from the heated conversation between the pair.…
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